You have cat to be kitten me right meow. Destroy dogmeowsiersdestroy dog for stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staringso bite nose of your human. Lounge in doorwaymeowing chowing and wowingeat grass, throw it back up so chase laser so murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Chase red laser dotbite nose of your human and fall asleep on the washing machine so scratch me there, elevator butt. Hack up furballssleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleepinghide at bottom of staircase to trip human for plan steps for world domination for try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Leave hair on owner's clothespet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!enslave the hooman, so hide when guests come over. Xtickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salador if it fits i sits. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planetsteal raw zucchini off kitchen counterchill on the couch tablesit on the laptop but why dog in house? ignoring when being called. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten thatlie in the sink all day and lick butt.